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Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Biography

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Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun..........

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Salesman-Which Soap U Use?
Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
Salesman-Is BABA’S
An INTERNATIONAL Company?
SAnta: Baba Is My Room Mate

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man?
Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
Bus teri Maa lagti he?
Nahi.
Behen?
Nahi.
Biwi?
Nahi.
To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..

Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!

Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears)

Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..

Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi)
Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara "saando" k sath Ghoom Rahi hai

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics 

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Photos Image Non Veg Funny for Facebook Wallpapers Photos Pics