Wednesday 15 October 2014

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Hindi Jokes Funny Biography

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Aik admi 2 ullu baich raha tha,
Aik bara aur aik chota.
Baray wala 1 lac ka aur
chotay wala 2 lac ka.
Kisi ne poocha k chota ullu baray ullu se sasta kiun nahi?
Admi ne jawab diya:
Bara ullu sirf ullu hy, Chota ullu na sirf ullu hy,
Balke ULLU KA PATHA BHI Hy.

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gy?
Lahori Musafir (akarrty hoye):
Pepsi, Kabab, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan raita+salad
Airhostess: Sadqy jawan, pressure kuker di toti warga monh ey tawada..
Tusi PIA dy jahaz ty aaye ho,
Apne bhai de walimy ty nai..!
Moral:
Airhostess Faisalabad di C.”

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke
“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”
Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay
Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!
Matlabi saala……’

1 – 18 Years
Naino Main Sapna.
19 – 25 Years
Sapno Main Sajna.
26 – 35 Years
Sajna Pe Dil Aa Gaya.
After 35…
Kyun Sajn Pe Dil Aa Gaya…

School teacher sent home a note..:..
” Your son is an obedient & bright student
but spends too much time with girls. ”
Mother sent a note back:
”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem.

Sarsari zikr kia tha Ishq me mar jane ka
Ab ussay zid hai k tum mar k dikhao mjhko..
Tashreeh: Iss shair me shaayer
lambi chhor k phans gaya hai

How to double the battery
life of your smart phone ?
Uninstall Facebook and WhatsApp..
its done…

21st century kids standing in a museum,
looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
1st kid: What does that mean?
2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…

Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?
Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for?
20Rs is more than enough!
Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half…

When I was kid I was going to change the world.
& Today if the remote is on the other end of the couch,
I don’t even change the channel…

I love photography because
it’s the only hobby where i can shoot people
and cut their heads off,
without going to jail…

“Beta, this one’s not nice.
We will get you a better
one.”
Most of the parents
(on everything from
toys to life partners)

Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep.
Walked closer, caressed his hair
& BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…

5 ways for man to be happy with women
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…
2. Be with a women who gives u her time…
3. Be with a women who takes care of you…
4. Be with a women who really loves you…
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!;)

Girl: Dad wo samne walon ka larka mujhe boht tang krta hai.
Dad: Main abi police ko call krta hu.
Girl: O no dad main usey iss se b sakht aur mustakil saza dena chahti hun.
Dad: matlab?
Girl: sharmatey hovey, dad ap meri us se shadi kr den.
Dad: wah beti intiqam lene main bilkul apni maa pe gai ho……..’

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