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It is Mr. Christ's understanding that you are planning to write and

publish a biography of him in the near future. Such a biography would, he

is sure you would realise, be entirely unauthorised and if it were published

in the form you suggest he would be forced to take the matter up with the

highest authority.

However he can fully understand your wish to write about his life

and will sanction such a project a number of conditions:

That the title of the book be 'The Holy Bible' and not as you

propose, 'Hot and Salty - Our Sexy Savior's Saucy Story'.

That you do not mention the name of his natural Father (Elvin

Roxenby-Toke) who, for legal reasons, contests paternity. He suggest you

utilise the 'virgin birth' scenario. Mr. Christ realises that this is

entirely ludicrous but suggests that no-one ever went bust underestimating

the credibility of the average religious zealot.

That all references to the incident involving the members of

members of the Bethlehem Boys Club, olive oil and a wooden spoon to be

exised forthwith.

That the death scene to be 'pepped up' as it were. The actual

circumstances that you mention are simply not dramatic enough. An

accident with a wine jar and a stray fish just does not have the theatrical

impact of say, a crucifixion with the full atmospheric effects of a large

cast.

That the book not to be dedicated, as it is at the moment, to 'My

dearest Wooly-Boo with all my love squiggles.'

That a fictional character, possibly a twelfth disciple, be

introduced to give him away to the authorities. The reality of the case,

that he was shopped by his Mother and done for indecent exposure, should

on no account be discussed.

And the so called 'Parable of the Leather Undergarment' be removed

or at least modified.

As long as these guidelines are followed he can see no reason why

you should not write and publish your proposed biography although he

doesn't see it as a success himself. He informs me that he enjoyed your

previous books, especially 'Murderburger Hell-High' and 'Slutslaughter -

Slashin' the Winded'. Your suggested biography of him appears to be in

the same vein and it is for this reason that he must reject your offer

of a profit sharing scheme in return for his appearing to promote the book.

In any case Mr. Christ is at the moment fully occupied with his

hockey na jab jab upar ane ko koshish ki he,cricket ne use hamesha daba diya hai

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11 months ago

By: Aditya0460 In: Jokes

Gf- I love you.

Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.

Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

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11 months ago

By: Aditya0460 In: Jokes

Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru

WAH! WAH!

Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru

WAH! WAH!

Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru!

Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!

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11 months ago

By: veeresh143 In: Jokes

life = Mobile

friends = charger

lover = recharge

kitna bhi recharge karlo charger na ho to mobile switch off

Qki HAR EK FRIEND JARURI HOTA HAI

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11 months ago

By: smitmuskan In: Jokes

Doctr-Ab kya haal h? Patient-Pehle se zyada khrab h. Dct-Dawai khali thi kya? Pt-Nhi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi. Dc-I mean dawai leli thi? Pt-Apne di to maine leli. Dc-Bevkuf dawai peeli thi? Pt-Nhi,dawai to laal thi. Dc-Gadhe, dawai ko pee lia tha? Pt-Nhi ji peelia to mujhe tha.. . . . .

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11 months ago

By: Rajeev kumar In: Jokes

Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola...

Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi.

Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi.

Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.

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