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Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega..

 

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
.
kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
.
ab.. ab bhi nahi.
.
abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.

Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing...

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