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Tuesday 14 October 2014

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Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to
Samajh lena aapki hone wali
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..

Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana

Modern Funny Shayari -

Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah

And Kissing them is the Boys duty..

Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi

Student Shayari On Exams -

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,

Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai

Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kare
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile…

Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain
Bada hi muskil ho jata h jawab dena
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai

Naam Pappu Bhai
Kaam Jhaaroo Pocha
Hunnar Gattar Our Pipe Line Kholna
Date Of Birth 17-03-1979
Waazan 95 Kg
Height 4 Ft 5 Inch
Rang Gehra Chocolati
Jagah Paidayish Bhangi Mohalla
Khuwahish Shadi Karooga Tou Sirf SMS Parhnay Wali Say…
Oye Hoye …!:-)

Muskan Tou Dekho Dulhan Rani Ki …

Dulhay Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Ha
Dulhan Ka Tou Dil Deewana Lagta Ha……….!B-)

Mubarik Ho MUBARAK …

Aik Fakeer Ko Har Koi Paisay Deta Tha.
Kio?
Kio K Wo Keh Raha Tha:
Allah K Naam Pay Kuch Day Do Baba,
Jo Day Us Ka Bhala,
Jo Na Day Us Ki Shadi Ho Barbaadi…

Pyar Main Zuban Chup Ho Tou Ankhainn Bolti Hain
Aankhain Chup Ho Tou Dil Bolta Ha

Dil Chup Ho Tou Dharkan Bolti Ha
Our Agr Dharkan Chup Ho Tou
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Molvi Bolta Ha
4 Takbeer Namaz e Janaza”

1 Aurat Gali Main Gatar Saaf Karnay Walay Say:
Tum Kahi Dikhay Dikhaye Say Lagtay Ho?
Gatar Saaf Karnay Wala Sharma K: BB Jee,
Aap Our Main Facebook Pay Friend Hain …

Aik Tehqeeq K Mutabiq,
Buchpan Main Naak Chatnay Walay Hamaisha
Right Hand Main Mobile Pakar Kar Message Parhtay Hain …

Na Na Ab Hath Mat Badalna…

Story Of Cooking Oils …
Aysha Ko Cooking Ka Bohat Shoq Tha,
Mom Lay Aaii “SUFI”
“SUFI” Pay Aetimad Jo Tha.
Subha Hoi Tou Na “SUFI” Tha Na Aysha.

Bohat Talash Kia Kuch Pata Na Chala.
Phir Aik “KISAAN” Nay Bataya Wo
“KASHMIR” Main Ha.
Or “ManPasand” Life
“KHALIS” Tareeqay Say Guzar Rahay Hain..
3 Saal Baad Aysha Wapis Aaii Tou Sath Main
“HABIB” “Shaan” Our “SULTAN” Bhi Thay..
Lo Kar Lo “Sufi” Par Aetimad…

Machar Nay Makhi Say Zabardasti Shadi Kari.
Raat Ko Machar Room K Bahir Gooom Raha Tha.
Us K Dost Nay PoOcha,
Bahir Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Bhabi Kidhar Ha?
Machar Gussay Say Bola,
Andar Bethi Ha Kameeni MOspel Laga K… :O

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