Hindi Gande Jokes Biography
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1 aadmi zor-zor se chilla
raha tha:-
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Logo ne pas jakar dekha.?
kamina PANTY bech raha tha.
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of
patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Ulta Latka Dia Sale Ko
Iska Kasur Pata h Kya Tha?
Ye apko INTELLEGENT bol ra tha
Mazak Ki b Limit Hoti h
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Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate
.
Tum Nahi Aate To...
. Hum Koi Aur Patate.
Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi ha
Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..
Read more: http://www.latestsms.in/comedy-sms-in-hindi-140-character.htm#ixzz2mijnb6uc
1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do
comedy sms jokes | comedy SMS in Hindi 140 Character
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
.
.
.
Dhappa...:D
OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Swarg ka dhakkan 30 rupye me
Logo ne pas jakar dekha.?
kamina PANTY bech raha tha.
I Like SMS - Like: 53 - SMS Length: 168 - Share
Tags: Hindi Jokes Sms
David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 months ago
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of
patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
I Like SMS - Like: 29 - SMS Length: 145 - Share
Tags: Hindi Jokes Sms
David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 months ago
@
"\\//"
| | HELP HELP
/(.".(\
Ulta Latka Dia Sale Ko
Iska Kasur Pata h Kya Tha?
Ye apko INTELLEGENT bol ra tha
Mazak Ki b Limit Hoti h
I Like SMS - Like: 58 - SMS Length: 142 - Share
Tags: Hindi Jokes Sms
David Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 months ago
Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate
.
Tum Nahi Aate To...
. Hum Koi Aur Patate.
Bhikhari-Babu ji roti melegi ?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai .
Bhikhari-CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi ha
Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..
Read more: http://www.latestsms.in/comedy-sms-in-hindi-140-character.htm#ixzz2mijnb6uc
1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do
comedy sms jokes | comedy SMS in Hindi 140 Character
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
.
.
.
Dhappa...:D
OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.
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